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my cake for after exams

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Anonymous asked: You're so mean to everyone and you think you are cool and that you got swag, but you are short, ugly, with a square face, and a dirty look. So stop insulting everyone and making fun of people like you have the power, cause deep down...you're just gay

is this nancy? 

Anonymous asked: I fucking hate you, you're a bully and a heartless douche bag. You deserve to be a loser.

Hey! I hate you too! Grow up! 

The owner of the Titanic said, “Not even God can sink this ship.” and we already know what happened. Marilyn Monroe said, “I do not need Jesus.” Three days later she was found dead. A mother told her daughter, “May God accompany you.” Ironically she replied, “In the trunk because he does not fit here.” On this trip there was an accident and everyone was killed and the trunk remained intact. If you are not ashamed of Jesus, reblog.

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illuminators:

so fuckin cute

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i'm dumb and annoying talk to me

01:	Your current relationship, if single discuss how single life is.
02:	Where you’d like to be in 10 years.
03:	Your views on drugs and alcohol.
04:	Your views on religion.
05:	A time you thought about ending your own life.
06:	Write 30 interesting facts about yourself.
07:	Your zodiac sign and if you think it fits your personality.
08:	A moment you felt the most satisfied with your life.
09:	How you hope your future will be like.
10:	Discuss your first love and first kiss.
11:	Put your ipod on shuffle and write 10 songs that pop up.
12:	Bullet your whole day.
13:	Somewhere you’d like to move or visit.
14:	Your earliest memory.
15:	Your favorite tumblrs.
16:	Your views on mainstream music.
17:	Your highs and lows of this past year.
18:	Your beliefs.
19:	Disrespecting your parents.
20:	How important you think education is.
21:	One of your favorite shows.
22:	How have you changed in the past 2 years?
23:	Give pictures of 5 guys who are famous who you find attractive.
24:	Your favorite movie and what it’s about.
25:	Someone who fascinates you and why.
26:	What kind of person attracts you.
27:	A problem that you have had.
28:	Something that you miss.
29:	Goals for the next 30 days.
30:	Your highs and lows of this month.

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fuckingsession:

I JUST WANT TO PICK YOU UP !

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it sucks when you try talking to someone, and you feel like you’re a bother to them.. even though you REALLY wanna talk to them, for no particular reason, just simply because you enjoy talking to them.

lolsofunny:

lmao

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